February 27, 2009
February 26, 2009
piece of mind
"hockey is a sport for white men. basketball is a sport for black men. golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
TIGER WOODS
February 25, 2009
things i love about my building
16. feral cats
15. to spruce things up for the whities, they painted the hallway gray and darker gray, a la mental institution
14. i haven't been robbed at gun point...yet
13. stoop party 24/7, DJd by the Acura with the door open parked outside the building
12. cucarachas
11. the dogs incessantly barking and the neighbors screaming "shut up the bitch"
10. dependable blaring stream of salsa/bachata/reggaeton/cumbia
9. because of rent control, we pay 10x more than some of our neighbors
8. no buzzer/doorbell/doorman/peephole
7. bookended by a fish market and an old person's home, across from "boiy krazy sho nuf"
6. the faux super tries to charge us for "holding" our packages, or just hits us up for money
5. if you need something, just "bang on the pipes"
4. the intoxicating aroma of animal pee/stale cigarettes in the hallway
3. a pile of poop outside the neighbor's door
2. toxic levels of carbon monoxide
1. crowbar marks on my front door and a messed up lock, aka someone was trying to rob my @$$
*~*Bonus*~* When the cops came to investigate the attempted robbery, they said, "oh, you live in THAT building, the one where that guy was keeping a sex slave, she was a pretty young girl, you know, like yourself."
photo: neighbors who hate me decided to grab my friend and force him to dance salsa on the street.
15. to spruce things up for the whities, they painted the hallway gray and darker gray, a la mental institution
14. i haven't been robbed at gun point...yet
13. stoop party 24/7, DJd by the Acura with the door open parked outside the building
12. cucarachas
11. the dogs incessantly barking and the neighbors screaming "shut up the bitch"
10. dependable blaring stream of salsa/bachata/reggaeton/cumbia
9. because of rent control, we pay 10x more than some of our neighbors
8. no buzzer/doorbell/doorman/peephole
7. bookended by a fish market and an old person's home, across from "boiy krazy sho nuf"
6. the faux super tries to charge us for "holding" our packages, or just hits us up for money
5. if you need something, just "bang on the pipes"
4. the intoxicating aroma of animal pee/stale cigarettes in the hallway
3. a pile of poop outside the neighbor's door
2. toxic levels of carbon monoxide
1. crowbar marks on my front door and a messed up lock, aka someone was trying to rob my @$$
*~*Bonus*~* When the cops came to investigate the attempted robbery, they said, "oh, you live in THAT building, the one where that guy was keeping a sex slave, she was a pretty young girl, you know, like yourself."
photo: neighbors who hate me decided to grab my friend and force him to dance salsa on the street.
February 24, 2009
joyeux mardi gras
in honor of all things fabulous this fat tuesday, we present you with a well classik piece by the one and only dejarnette.rather than showing what your mama gave you in exchange for some cheap beads this year, consider flashing a statement piece straight from new o'lins.
this message has been approved by jc.
February 23, 2009
a kid throws in brooklyn
on the east bank of the east river, i found this kid playing by the water, nyc skyline in the distance. upon further reflection, i realized this hipsterita and i share a few things in common besides our zip code: goldilocks, viking complexion and a sassy attitude with a habit of throwing things at nyc when things aren't quite going our way.
February 22, 2009
sunday serenity
shall we say today
tomorrow will be the same
basically: inane
listening to: the killers - all these things that i've done
February 21, 2009
wot up world.
o hai world.
welcome 2 our new *~*project*~* by the 2&only
C-LIN + K-NEL
this is going to encompass our lives in the bklyn...and beyond. here you will find things to pique your audio and visual pleasure (so we claim).
so sit back, relax, and get ready to have your world rocked.
comments and suggestions are always encouraged. e-mail us at starsquigglystar [at] gmail [dot] com.
kthxbai.
welcome 2 our new *~*project*~* by the 2&only
C-LIN + K-NEL
this is going to encompass our lives in the bklyn...and beyond. here you will find things to pique your audio and visual pleasure (so we claim).
so sit back, relax, and get ready to have your world rocked.
comments and suggestions are always encouraged. e-mail us at starsquigglystar [at] gmail [dot] com.
kthxbai.
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