April 25, 2009

pinguinitos


today is international penguin day.

thanks to my parents' civic pride, i also know that today, the pittsburgh penguins won the first round of the playoffs against philly 4 games to 2, how fitting! (suck it eastern PA).

so go celebrate and watch march of the penguins and/or happy feet, while wearing black and white of course.

from the latter, for your visual pleasure.

oh, and it wouldn't be a true celebration without a penguin joke:

One day, on the way back from having lunch at a Restaurant, Joe and his dad ran across a delivery van, with smoke pouring from under the hood, on the side of the road. The van driver works for the London Zoo. He pleads with Joe and his dad to do him a favor. He offers them £200 to take a truckload of penguins to the zoo, because they needed to be there within the hour. Agreeing, Joe and his dad proceeded to load two dozen penguins into their van. Then, off they drive towards the zoo.

An hour later, the delivery driver gets his van fixed and heads off to the zoo to catch up with his delivery. As he's driving down the road, he see's Joe walking down the street with the penguins.
He stops and gets out of the van. In an irate voice he asks, "Hey, Joe. I thought I gave you a £200 to go and take the penguins to the zoo for me?"
"Calm down," Joe says. "I took the penguins to the zoo, but we had change left over, so now I'm taking them to the cinema and then tomorrow I might take them to the circus!"

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