December 29, 2009

WORDS OF WISDOM.


MAY YOU ALL HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR AND NEVER FORGET TO TURN YOUR CAPS LOCK ON

December 20, 2009

get ready.



*~* is coming back strong in 2010.

November 29, 2009

support el presidente


even if obama is kenyan and dithers on healthcare and sending troops to the middle east, that is no reason not to support our commander in chief. thank you man in bryant park for reminding us all of this, in a most colorful way.

November 25, 2009

reason #40979 why mtv is amazing

some call us the mtv generation. indeed, i grew up watching beavis and butthead and real world season 1 behind my parents' backs. i used to love watching music videos after school (pre-youtube this was our only chance at learning the hottest moves i would mimic at the catholic school dance to make the nuns go loca).

but since music television stopped playing music, real real world castmates were replaced by moronic anorexic barbies, and let's face it, it just lost it's cool (the hills? really?), i stopped watching mtv.

however, i am proud to say i will be back as of december 3rd. word is out about the new show, jersey shore. mtv has caught the "reality" jersey bug, even though bravo has been there done that with the real housewives. after that table clip, how could there not be another one.

jersey shore is apparently about the "hottest, tannest, crazies Guidos" living in a house at the Jersey shore, and judging from the promo and trailer, it's gonna be a doozy. GET READY FOR A WHOLE NEW CRAZY.



they keep their hair high, their muscles juicy, and their fists pumping all summer long. so don't be a hater, and join me thursdays for what is bound to be endless entertainment so close to home.

November 23, 2009

welcome to the modern world.

dear world,

*~*
it is who we are
we have no mercy
and we don't play guitar
for one of us brooklyn is far
but that shit don't mean we ain't livin' the dream
whether we iz in joisey or our @$$ iz in queenz
because different boroughs meanz different perspectiz 2 b seen
you know what i mean?

*~*
we are deeper than a scar
this shit is the #1 site in the d.r.
we best b ur first google hit

*~*
i can't tell you enough
that we are totes off the cuff
we rock this world
call our name

*~*
recognize, bitch.

November 20, 2009

empire state of mind

to all of you not in new york, i'm sorry for you.

and to those of you that are, i'm sorry for you too.