one-eyed snake

normally, work is pretty boring. although, sometimes you open up a word doc and find this waiting for you, to be translated into many languages.

How would you rate the hardness of your erection?

ERECTION HARDNESS SCALE (EHS)
(Check ONE box)
□ (0) Penis does not enlarge.
□ (1) Penis is larger but not hard.
□ (2) Penis is hard but not hard enough for penetration.
□ (3) Penis is hard enough for penetration but not completely hard.
□ (4) Penis is completely hard and fully rigid.

personally, i'm feeling like a 2.

later in the day i'm scanning a website i like, and see this gem from lewis h.:

Ronald Reagan's robe fell open in front of me and there he was naked as the day he was born.

the end.