with the recent phenomenon of e-mail, we have all fallen victim to spam. mostly annoying, sometimes spam mails can turn out to be a wonderful distraction that get you think hard about a variety of topics. here we decide whether spam really does have some validity or if simply is all bullshit:
case 1:
Even the shyest girls like it thick and long.
answer: FALSE. men, you are also expected to groom down there so please don't think it's okay to just let yourself go.
case 2:
one wife is not enough
answer: TRUE. if you think otherwise, clearly the magic of "big love" has not come to your cable provider.
case 3:
do you want to be the only lover for your wife?
answer: men, this will NEVER be possible. we will always picture shaquil o'neal during moments of high sexual passion. always.
case 4:
Muddy pawprint indicates dog shot and killed his owner
answer: obvilicious.
case 5:
Your life sucks, use our 55% OFF on all our products
answer: TRUE. your life probably does suck, though 55 percent off all their products isn't going to help (oof unless this is an ad for anthropologie, in which case your life probably will get better/you will still be impoverished).
case 6:
It is not necessary to be ashamed of yourself
answer: FALSE.
case 7:
Women like when they are surrendered by a man with big member.
answer: mostly TRUE.
case 8:
Women always accept invitations to bed from hung men.
answer: for me, this is ALWAYS TRUE. different strokes for different folks, so we can't give a generalization here.
case 9:
Women are staring at you because they know what power you've got.
answer: FALSE. they're normally contemplating how to get you to buy them a drink and which one of your friends is more attractive.
case 10:
Even if you are a cleaning-lady you can afford a Submariner SS watch.
answer: I'M NOT SURE. what's a submariner ss watch?
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pretty sure Case 1 is talking about penis size, not pubic hair
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