reason #5364 nyc is bizarre.

aside from watching men do cocaine off of paper plates in pizza joints, bums dragging cardboard boxes of rocks through the subway, and the often sighted boa constrictor neck scarf, new york city offers another great perk: interesting bathroom occurrences.

the women's bathroom at work is a particularly good place the begin. while women talking on the phone as the person next to them shits is somewhat disturbing, this isn't exactly an experience only new yorkers are privy to. these others, however, are ones that those inhabiting the island feel is okay and normal to do in communal restrooms:

a.) men using women's bathrooms
b.) dye one's hair in the sink
c.) smoke marijuana
d.) shave one's legs in the sink where others put their dishes
f.) hold meetings
g.) sing opera
h.) cry like a small child

while some of these are less weird than others, it just shows how much entitlement this city can really breed (speaking of which, see the goop post below).

ON A SIDE NOTE

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THIS FINE GENTLEMAN WHO I HAVE NOT SEEN BUT CAN CLEARLY APPRECIATE FROM A DISTANCE VIA CRAIGSLIST NYC:

To the hipster girls from Williamsburg. For whatever reason I find it difficult to initiate a conversation with you guys. But all I want to say is that I think you gals are beautiful and attractive and I love the way you guys dress.