July 1, 2009

michael jackson: you made heaven a place on earth.


a little late on the goodbye to michael jackson mystery tour, *~* would like to pay homage to the king of pop. all of you in manhattan/five surrounding boroughs/trashy hos from long island can celebrate the life and times of what mj was really about: getting crunk and making mistakes (love you brit brit).

in other words, see you moonwalking on saturday at the pourhouse's michael jackson pub crawl. here you'll be able to relive the magic of his golden years, perhaps drink to the point where you think five nose jobs is a great use of your newly cashed unemployment checks, OR hook up with someone who has experienced the infamous "michael jackson: how to be both black & white" theory (aka c u there eminem).

newayz, neverland has lost a fine talent and the world has lost one of our most curious citizens.

in memoriam: currently wearing, 1 white glove, currently listening, dirty diana, currently feeling, bloated.

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