immodium ode

since the bird flu persists and our love for mexico never wavers, here is a trio of haikus for your sunday from when montezuma's revenge struck hard. inspired by and written in mexico, 2007.

immodium ode:
montezuma is vengeful
plug me up quickly

i pooped on the bus
quick, fashion me a sarong!
amo mexico

hotel las brisas
poopy underwear on fan
dirty maid had fun