raining cats and dogs

it is may day and pouring rain. i think that's god's way of saying FU to all those commies and raining on their parades. so i claim.

anyway. i'm nice and dry so here are some pros and cons of rain to ponder.

pros:

-chance to not look like a total moron wearing neon-colored/patterned rainboots/wellies/galoshes (personally mine are navy with a pink vespa print, obvi)
-making out in the rain is so much hotter/dramatic, especially if a hoop-d nearby is blasting some romantic musica
-wet t-shirt contest
-the stoop party runs inside, finally leaving the doorway clear

cons:

-a rainboot is a rainboot is a rainboot, you will always look a little silly
-after those 2 romantic seconds, it sucks to be out in the rain, and those chinese umbrella sellers are never there when you really need them
-creepers creepin on your headlights, why do you always wear white when it rains? i swear it's not intentional, i really don't need that much attention
-the stoop party runs inside, and now the apartment is vibrating with horrible music and screams