ahhh the snuggie...the blanket with sleeves! that also reminds me of the slanket. basically the same thing. whose heart doesn't warm a bit when they see those infomercials of people freaking out because being under a normal blanket is just too damn barbaric.
well, watch out snuggie/slanket, because summer is coming and there is a new ridiculous amorphous piece of clothing(ish) in town. that's right, wait for it...the WEARABLE TOWEL. we all knew it was coming. face it, who wants to wear a snuggie at the beach in 90 degree heat? $19.95 will get you a red, white or blue (marketing to "patriotic" middle america) wearable towel, worn in tunic style or toga style and a free bag. ohai frat parties.
while it doesn't have the same kind of catchy name (a little effort people), it does have the summer market monopoly, versatility, absorption, and the fact that it can be used as an actual towel laying on the beach for when sheer embarrassment takes over the novelty. and props on riding the snuggie wave.
basically, the wearable blanket beach party is the new snuggie bar crawl. who's with me?
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