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of course it's only fair if we show you ours...

2.) who is your thinspiration?

assuredly oprah. is this too mean? i'm just going with my gut (no pun intended).

22.) would you rather have two noses or one eye?

two noses -- double the fun. one eye + one pair of fierce cyclops sunglasses.

48.) does the week begin on sunday or monday?

always monday. ditto, the lord rested on sunday.

55.) do you believe in vampires?

nothing in this world is impossible. only in my brad pitt fantasy dreams.

47.) are you addicted to anything?

charlize theron. teal leather.

33.) has anyone yelled at you on an airplane?

if you're going to join the mile high club, you might as will go enter in loudly. my one bad jetblue experience where the flight attendant said i could get that snack mix myself!

62.) if you had to choose three colors to dress in for the rest of your life, what would they be?

red, green, and brown. basically christmas all year round. OBVI OBVI OBVI.

13.) who is your winspiration?

shirley temple. amy WINehouse.

40.) if you could choose between a hairy back or a hairy chest, which would you choose?

i need a man who like wolverine. hairy chest.

10.) if you had a lot of money, what would you do?

orchestrate my own fireworks display. in the hudson. TWICE. close down the streets of new york and race llamas down them while watching from the top of my elephant drinking champagne.